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Welcome to the bad colonies' website.This site is dedicated to the exploits of those individuals that find humor and adventure on the open road. You'll find detailed information on the 2006 Mongol Rally and extensive posts from our adventures. We are already planning the next catastrophe, which will be glorious. In the mean time we will continue to update this site with different gnarly tales of gnarly stuff.

What is the bad colonies motoring coooperative?

Way back in 2005, Dominic and I decided to participate in the 2006 Mongol Rally. We created the bad colonies motoring cooperative as catch all organization for like minded idiots that want to participate in a whole bunch of really stupid activities involving cars in the name of charity and free poorly written online literature (i.e. run on sentences). Keep your ears open cause the BCMC has just started to roll.

Life is like a Ford Fiesta on the Mongol Rally, once started it will stall if left to idle. - Seth


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we would love to have more entries,if you would like to contribute, please contact me at nathaniel@badcolonies.org


The Official Minstrel of the BCMC - Sven Curth

Sven is good people and makes better than average music that does not suck. Want proof, the team consistently played his solo release "Me and Jim" while driving on the Mongol Rally. In fact, the convoy has since requested copies to play on the radio in London. The real question here is why haven't you bought your copy yet. Available here.

Stop by www.hot-fat.com, say hi and buy a cd or two.


 

 

 

 

Another Sketchy City

July 31st, 2006 posted by Nick

Date: Sun, 30 Jul 2006 04:42:35 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: Another Sketchy City

Upon reaching Russia, we were surprised to have entered what at first appeared to be civilization. Gorgeous gas stations, smooth roads, and well lit streets were in abundance. The convoy currently consists of five vehicles, the newest member being a Nissan Micra painted exactly like the General Lee from the Dukes of Hazzard complete with the horn.

The bulk of the gas stations in Russia appear to be 24 hour for the sole reason that the owner lives there. At one station, the Scamp was scouting a place to park when we hear over the radio,”Oh shit, they’ve got wolves, oh shit they are trying to eat us” The Scamp sits extremely low and as they rounded the far side of the building we could see this enormous German Shepard trying to jump through the window.

We were rejected from two stations and opted to keep moving. Soon the convoy had pulled over at what appeared to be a safe quiet spot. Within seconds people came out of the shadows and engulfed the General. Mind you, this is Russia, on a Saturday night past midnight, needless to say these guys were wasted. Somehow it was decided that we would follow the drunks in their Lada to a hotel. Everyone in the convoy was pretty sketched out by the prospects. We figured so long as we were on a main street we would be fine. When the Lada turned down an ominous looking dark alley, we halted. The Lada came screaming back us in reverse and the tinted black windows were rolled down about 4 inches. One of the Russians had his hand out of the window frantically trying to get us to follow. I was sure that some sort of weapon would be brandished shortly. They all hopped from the car and surrounded Dom and I. We politely thank them continously until they left us alone.
We drove around the city for another hour lost as you could ever be. Every time we would stopped, people would appear from nowhere and lurk about as we discussed our plan. On a couple of occassions cars purposely followed us around. Finally we were clear of anyone and found a farmer’s field to sleep in.

We are currently on our way to the Kazakhstan border, if the roads are solid we should be there by late tonight.

Seth

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