While driving through Middlebury the other day, I regretfully broke my fourteen year boycott of the Golden Arches. Although my morals were about to be compromised, there was no turning back...My intentions were clear as I walked through this dreadful establishment's sinful ingress. I passed the threshold, took a deep breath, walked into the restroom, and eagerly released my bowels; hey, when you gotta go, you gotta go!!! I guess there is ONE positive attribute to the McDonald's franchise...